Edifices > FAC 251 Factory HQ > Opening night party instructions sheet
A4 printed sheet prepared for the opening night party of the FAC 251 Factory HQ at "One Charles Street".
NOTES ON THE PARTY
Inside the building there is one toilet on the ground floor next to the Charles Street entrance and two toilets on the first floor next to Charles Street. The shower is not a toilet. For the purpose of tonight's party all these toilets are Ladies. The Gents are outside in the truck on the street. They have music in them. You'll like them.
The cloakroom is at the far end of the ground floor furthest away from Charles Street. Tonight's cloakroom was not designed by Ben Kelly.
If you can't find the bar that's your problem.
PLEASE LOOK AFTER THE BUILDING TONIGHT. DON'T POUR THINGS ON THE FLOOR - NOT EVEN YOUR HEARTS - AND PLEASE PUT CIGARETTES OUT IN THE MULTITUDE OF ASHTRAYS. ANYONE NOT RESPECTING THE BUILDING WILL BE EJECTED. PROBABLY PAINFULLY. WE'RE TELLING YOU THIS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Thanks to Mick Peek for imagery